The Blazing Bottom Before Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ? Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ? Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ? With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ? It’s Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa’s moves – they’re terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that’s not all . . . They’ve got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . ? ?An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore’s classic poem ‘The Night Before Christmas’ from the bestselling creator of the Blazing Bottom series.   Also available: The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom The Knight with the Blazing Bottom The Princess with the Blazing Bottom Big Bad Dragon Club